Darth Mutter or Mom Shot First

Somewhere between the ages of 3 and 18, children attempt to use Jedi mind tricks on their parents, certain those who birthed them want to sell them death sticks. What children do not know, is those mind tricks don't work on parents.







I told my six year old, "You can't go out dressed like that; it's cold outside."



She shook her head, "Check the weather app." Since when do first