Over at the Register

I'm trying to get back to writing 500 words a day, and submitting every other day. Here's my latest over at the Register. I'm taking on the Crown of Thorns in the continuing rosary project. Today, I'm brushing up on Beowulf for a class. Beowulf should envoke ideas like this:



and this:


and maybe this:





but not and I mean not ever...this:



Grendel's mother did not have great gams